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Post by Todd on Sept 12, 2005 10:41:43 GMT -5
yes, you read that right, join the cult of the necros and for only $99.99 a month for the rest of your life you'll get the following cool Necro swag!!!!1
Your own cadaver (that's so necro!)
a lifetime subscription to kvlt weekly (it's like sports illustrated, only for necros!)
12 random month supplies of blood plasma (our choosing cause we're keeping it tr00!)
your own space on necrocult.sin (cause it's so grim it's a sin to know about it!)
a special, one of a kind, freshly amputated limb from the celebrity of your choice (celebs not in stock are Britney Spears, John Travolta, Jessica Simpson, 50 Cent and that girl from Smallville........not her, the other one!)
a special yearly necro tee shirt sent to you by overnight mail once a year. Last eyars design was the resurrected Elvis Presley, this years design is the necro lashing of the boys in Hanson!
a monthly Necroletter
a necrocard proclaiming you have sold us your soul and owe us $99.99 a month to keep it form going stale on us!
a necronumber - your very own link up to the underworld.
what are you waiting for!?! Join the CULT OF THE NECROS!
I had to type this up, I could not get it out of my head, been a strange morning, I'm a touch insane and needed to vent about cults....what a better place to out it than in this part of the forum! LOL
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Post by andrew on Sept 12, 2005 11:00:49 GMT -5
hahaha very nice
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Post by Mike on Sept 12, 2005 16:40:43 GMT -5
I'm afraid to ask what kvlt weekly's swimsuit edition is like...
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Post by Todd on Sept 12, 2005 17:06:54 GMT -5
Mike, you don't want to know LOL
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metalerosal
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Post by metalerosal on Sept 15, 2005 23:27:29 GMT -5
hahahhahahahahha
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Post by The Centurion on Sept 18, 2005 22:27:21 GMT -5
I'm afraid to ask what kvlt weekly's swimsuit edition is like... Todd Pope modelling dark throne underpants.
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Post by andrew on Sept 19, 2005 0:07:19 GMT -5
HAHAHA.....
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Post by Todd on Sept 19, 2005 0:14:30 GMT -5
DANGGIT! HE FOUND OUT!!!! looks like this years issue is going to the furnace since you spoiled it! LOL
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Post by Mike on Sept 19, 2005 18:48:34 GMT -5
Ah Darkthrone...so they be all spikey eh? Yahar.
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Post by Todd on Sept 19, 2005 22:29:39 GMT -5
no, not spiked, since they're crafted from actual human flesh (and they do chafe a bit by the naughty bits) they were taken off the market by the NecroCult for not being user friendly.....
Darthrone UnderNecrowear specs
sizes - all
styles - for the men: boxers or briefs for the ladies: bikini, NecroGranny Panties (a panted panty by the cult), thong, g-string, and for the dancer in you we had the NecroPullApart Panty (which is also patened)
colors - one and that's black, if you got a bproblem with being grim, necro, tr00 and Kvlt go someplace else and by your underbritches!
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metalerosal
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Post by metalerosal on Sept 20, 2005 23:59:02 GMT -5
hahhahahahah
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Post by Mike on Sept 21, 2005 16:02:05 GMT -5
no, not spiked, since they're crafted from actual human flesh (and they do chafe a bit by the naughty bits) they were taken off the market by the NecroCult for not being user friendly..... Darthrone UnderNecrowear specs sizes - all styles - for the men: boxers or briefs for the ladies: bikini, NecroGranny Panties (a panted panty by the cult), thong, g-string, and for the dancer in you we had the NecroPullApart Panty (which is also patened) colors - one and that's black, if you got a bproblem with being grim, necro, tr00 and Kvlt go someplace else and by your underbritches! You are heinously depraved sir.
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Post by Todd on Sept 26, 2005 17:17:00 GMT -5
In the Necros, all are depraved LOL
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Post by Todd on Oct 7, 2005 15:50:18 GMT -5
Screw being goth!
I'm so NECRO I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Todd on Nov 17, 2005 20:53:00 GMT -5
we've added a new thing to the necro cult..........
NecroJuize 100 percent hand squeezed NecroJuize from Civil War Corpses.
available in bloated berry cadaver cherry Nectar of Nercosis and our favorite and sure to be yours as well........ NecroMedley (a blend of 6 different cadaver juizes)
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Post by esa on Apr 24, 2007 8:54:06 GMT -5
Hi everybody! I am necropedagogue and it is not a joke! I like death metal and I work as a teacher (=pedagogue), and I am writing a thesis on Pedagogics. I am the only one death metal fan at the Institute! At the Medical Institute, where there is a dissecting room!!! If you want to dissect Glenn Benton or Varg Vikernes, or any other satanist, send his corpse to the dissecting room!!! The corpses will be dissected by the students at the practical studies on Anatomy!!!
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Post by metasaiah on Apr 24, 2007 9:02:16 GMT -5
I like negroes too... I think ;p
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Post by esa on Apr 25, 2007 0:08:37 GMT -5
Negroes or necros???
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Post by Todd on Apr 25, 2007 17:02:22 GMT -5
i forgot this thread existed! LOL
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Post by esa on Apr 25, 2007 23:41:12 GMT -5
So let's continue it. Is it true that it not correct now to say 'Negro' and one should say 'Afro-American'? Metasaiah, I didn't say a word about Afro-Americans or Africans... My medical students are Russians...
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