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Post by exodus312 on May 31, 2008 4:17:32 GMT -5
alright you femine screwheads listen up... See this? This is my... BOOMSTICK!
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 2, 2008 15:28:18 GMT -5
You tried and you failed . . what does that tell you . . . trying is the first step to failure
Homer Simpson
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Post by The Centurion on Jun 2, 2008 15:47:42 GMT -5
Bart Simpson: "this is the worst day of my life" Homer Simpson: "the worst day of your life so far!"
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Post by Todd on Jun 2, 2008 22:06:00 GMT -5
alright you femine screwheads listen up... See this? This is my... BOOMSTICK! primitive screwheads, not feminine ROFL
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Post by exodus312 on Jun 3, 2008 0:33:55 GMT -5
sorry... I was going off a sound effect from a Doom port... could never quite hear it properly. Makes sense either way though....
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 3, 2008 8:43:10 GMT -5
Bart Simpson: "this is the worst day of my life" Homer Simpson: "the worst day of your life so far!" That one's great as well ;D
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Post by Todd on Jun 3, 2008 23:39:05 GMT -5
"those were the suckiest bunch of suckers that ever sucked" Homer simpson
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Post by exodus312 on Jun 4, 2008 1:13:48 GMT -5
ah.. now it's my turn to correct you: it's not suckers, it's just sucks.... hehe
of course, I could be wrong....
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 4, 2008 8:36:34 GMT -5
They're the common clay of the land . . . you know . . . . morons
Jim, The Waco Kid (Blazing Saddles)
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Post by tabiasprime on Jun 5, 2008 8:12:05 GMT -5
heres one" when all else fails resort to childish behavour" T.A. Burch,
i reject your reality and substitute my own, Adam Savage
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Post by tabiasprime on Jun 5, 2008 8:30:49 GMT -5
quotes from my wife= he's not the messiah hes a very naughty boy. life of brian.
boooooo boooooo, Princess bride
Its just a flesh wound, The Holy Grail
Cardinal Ximinez [Michael Palin] Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
John CLeese The Dead Parrot sketch "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!He's f*****' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"
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Post by tabiasprime on Jun 5, 2008 8:36:49 GMT -5
“Mawwage is what bwings us togwether today....”Princess Bride
“Have fun storming the castle!”
“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”
“You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.”
“"Inconceivable." You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“INCONCEIVABLE!”
“In the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.”
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 5, 2008 9:46:31 GMT -5
You're in the pit of despair. Don't even thin. . . *hack* . . . don't even think about trying to escape
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Post by The Centurion on Jun 5, 2008 12:38:19 GMT -5
"theres a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to waste yours" -Wesley the Princess Bride
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 5, 2008 15:40:17 GMT -5
"theres a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to waste yours" -Wesley the Princess Bride I was wondering who was going to quote that ;D
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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 20:56:17 GMT -5
Westley: Why can't I move? Why am I up against this wall? Fezzik: You've been mostly-dead all day.
Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You've made your decision then? Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I? Man in Black: Australia. Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're just stalling now. Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! Man in Black: Then make your choice. Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets] Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything. Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ] Man in Black: You guessed wrong. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right] Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
Brisco County Jr.: If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.
Deadite Captain: [pulling a newly animated skeleton from the grave] Welcome back to the land of the livin'... NOW PICK UP A SHOVEL AND GET DIGGING!
Matt Saunders: I'm not going to help you kill her! Professor Bedlam: Kill? I didn't say "kill"! I said "neutralize"! It's a neutral word... like Switzerland!
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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 20:59:43 GMT -5
[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano] Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty. Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months. Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play. Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why. Marty DiBergi: It's very nice. Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of... Marty DiBergi: What do you call this? Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 21:01:03 GMT -5
[Asked by a reporter if this is the end of Spinal Tap] David St. Hubbins: Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.
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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 21:02:04 GMT -5
Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.
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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 21:03:14 GMT -5
Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development? Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know. Marty DiBergi: So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage? Derek Smalls: Yeah.
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