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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 21:05:01 GMT -5
David St. Hubbins: [talking about Nigel] I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.
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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 21:06:50 GMT -5
from A Mighty Wind
Lawrence E. Turpin: All right, here's your giant banjo... Jonathan Steinbloom: Um-hmm. It's very flat. Lawrence E. Turpin: Well, it doesn't look flat from in the audience. Jonathan Steinbloom: It has basically, no dimension to it. Lawrence E. Turpin: Well, it's painted to look three dimensional. If you go back there, trust me... Jonathan Steinbloom: But it's not painted on the back. I'm looking at the back right now. Will you look with me for a minute? Lawrence E. Turpin: Why would it be... From the audience it's gonna look perfectly fine. And it looks three dimensional. Just go out there and take a peek. Jonathan Steinbloom: Well, is this the real furniture or is this the rehearsal furniture? Lawrence E. Turpin: Well, A it's not called furniture. It's a set. Jonathan Steinbloom: Uh-huhh... Lawrence E. Turpin: And it's painted this way. It looks completely three dimensional from the audience, if you just go out that way, Mr. Steinbloom. Jonathan Steinbloom: So this is the real furniture, and this is... Is this an actual street lamp? Lawrence E. Turpin: I'm sure it was at one time. Jonathan Steinbloom: Can you have an actual three dimensional object that represents the thing that it actually is, can that be next to something that it's pretending to be? Would that be okay? Lawrence E. Turpin: Yes, it's perfectly fine. You know, I really don't have time to explain Stagecraft 101. This show starts in an hour. Now, every... everything is exactly the way you... Jonathan Steinbloom: And what are tho... what's tha... that... Those are lights hanging up there? Lawrence E. Turpin: Yes, those are lights... Jonathan Steinbloom: Could they fall? Lawrence E. Turpin: ...and that's a ceiling above us! Jonathan Steinbloom: But they look shaky. Lawrence E. Turpin: No, they're not shaky, they're perfectly... Jonathan Steinbloom: Is that wire? I see a wire. I see a... [Lawrence smacks him on the head] Jonathan Steinbloom: Oww!
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Post by Todd on Jun 5, 2008 21:13:44 GMT -5
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Homer: Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
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Post by exodus312 on Jun 5, 2008 22:51:15 GMT -5
there's a fine line between clever and stupid..
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tabiasprime
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Post by tabiasprime on Jun 6, 2008 5:46:34 GMT -5
your so boring neil, the young ones
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Post by tabiasprime on Jun 6, 2008 5:48:24 GMT -5
do's anyone know the Goon show, i don't want to start quoting it if knowbody knows it
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Post by exodus312 on Jun 6, 2008 7:32:07 GMT -5
shut up eccles
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 6, 2008 8:18:43 GMT -5
Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do
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Post by tabiasprime on Jun 7, 2008 2:50:07 GMT -5
he's fallin in the water
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Post by exodus312 on Jun 8, 2008 23:04:11 GMT -5
Corky St. Clair: It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire
Corky St. Clair: It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.
Waiting for Guffman
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 9, 2008 8:28:22 GMT -5
Father Ted: Dougal, how'd you become a priest? Was it, collect ten crisp packets and become a preiest?
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Post by Todd on Jun 18, 2008 14:56:00 GMT -5
little kid: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina! Kindergarten Cop
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Post by Todd on Jun 18, 2008 14:59:20 GMT -5
Hyacinth: It's Bouquet! B-U-C-K-E-T! Keeping up Appearances
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 18, 2008 15:25:23 GMT -5
Hyacinth: It's Bouquet! B-U-C-K-E-T! Keeping up Appearances Waahaahahahahhahahaaa, I actually used that line a few weeks ago ;D
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Post by mordecaix7 on Jun 20, 2008 11:32:18 GMT -5
I'm falling! You're falling! We're falling! Whale!
Ling's Father - Kung Pow! Enter The Fist
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Post by Todd on Jun 20, 2008 12:42:22 GMT -5
I'm falling! You're falling! We're falling! Whale! Ling's Father - Kung Pow! Enter The Fist wee oo wee ooo weee oooo weee oooo [form the same movie] ROFL
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 20, 2008 15:17:28 GMT -5
Baby, you're making a German spectacle of yourself
Bart, Blazin' Saddles
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