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Post by grief on Jun 4, 2008 16:55:27 GMT -5
58. Or let Broc of Eternal Mystery program drums for you. Unless you're Dharok ofcourse
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 5, 2008 9:48:51 GMT -5
59. If Terry Taylor is not available to produce your album (see 55), have Richard Lynch and/or Josh Kramer produce it as well as do vocals on it.
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Post by grief on Jun 8, 2008 6:33:51 GMT -5
60. Eluveitie is not a christian band.
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 9, 2008 8:34:46 GMT -5
61. Always list some obscure Christian metal band from the 80's as an influence.
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Post by ironguardian on Jun 9, 2008 11:04:55 GMT -5
62. Messiah Prophet is the band that God Himself would have been in, had He been in a band.
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Post by Sutekh on Jun 10, 2008 7:15:26 GMT -5
63. If you are an Australian band, you must cite Steve Rowe as an influence. If you don't, you are clearly not metal. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 10, 2008 9:29:52 GMT -5
64. If you play death metal, you must list Crimson Thorn as an influence . . . as well as some obscure death metal band
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Post by grief on Jun 10, 2008 13:38:47 GMT -5
65. If you don't you're either Blood Drift or another band that didn't do it
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 10, 2008 16:34:30 GMT -5
66. You must play at least one (more than likely several) gig at a church that was expecting a praise-type band.
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Post by ironguardian on Jun 12, 2008 7:04:50 GMT -5
67. You must be treated like dirt once said church sees how you dress.
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 12, 2008 9:27:32 GMT -5
68. You must be told by several people at that church to cut your hair (see 66)
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Post by exodus312 on Jun 13, 2008 5:24:23 GMT -5
Rule 69. Do not change your clothes or cut your hair, no matter what people at the church say or think.
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Post by grief on Jun 15, 2008 17:34:00 GMT -5
70. If you change your clothes and/or hair, deny it has anything to do with the people from your church
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Post by Todd on Jun 15, 2008 18:33:10 GMT -5
71. Cite Marillion as a major influence [see rule 61]
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Post by Todd on Jun 15, 2008 18:34:29 GMT -5
72. Sickened was a huge influence to your band [see rule 64] even though they never released an album.
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 16, 2008 8:23:34 GMT -5
73. Always say you have an album in the works even though it's been 5 or more years since the last album and you aren't signed with any label.
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Post by bleachedsorrow on Jun 18, 2008 10:21:37 GMT -5
74. Only the truest of Jesus Metal have constantly changing lineups (anybody will do except the one bassist or vocalist who comes back for each album)
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Post by graveforsaken on Jun 18, 2008 20:34:03 GMT -5
75. Unless you are Whitecross, never allow a band member to wear a Spiderman shirt to a photo shoot
76. A true Jesus Metal band is too metal for Christians and too Christian for metalheads, leaving them hated by everyone except members of other Jesus metal bands
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 19, 2008 9:21:25 GMT -5
77. You must dislike the term nu-metal.
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Post by Todd on Jun 20, 2008 18:07:49 GMT -5
78. ignore rule 73 when speaking about Crimson Thorn.
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