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Post by jeffdls on Jun 23, 2008 8:30:18 GMT -5
79. Ignore rule 73 when speaking about Tourniquet as well.
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Post by destroythebaphomet on Jun 25, 2008 12:24:17 GMT -5
80. Thou Shalt Not call Disciple D nor Deliverance d
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 25, 2008 13:28:34 GMT -5
80. Thou Shalt Not call Disciple D nor Deliverance d QFT!!!! 81. If you're older than 30, then at concerts you must stand near the back of the room, nodding your head to the music.
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Post by Todd on Jun 25, 2008 16:54:53 GMT -5
80. Thou Shalt Not call Disciple D nor Deliverance d QFT!!!! 81. If you're older than 30, then at concerts you must stand near the back of the room, nodding your head to the music. 82. If you are over 40, ignore rule 81, make your way to the front of the stage, embarrassing your kids along the way and be sure to pump your fist high into the air. 83. No one but FishingD [Dale of Metal Pulse on Open Grave Radio] is allowed to follow through with rule 82, NO ONE!.
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 26, 2008 9:11:03 GMT -5
82. If you are over 40, ignore rule 81, make your way to the front of the stage, embarrassing your kids along the way and be sure to pump your fist high into the air. 83. No one but FishingD [Dale of Metal Pulse on Open Grave Radio] is allowed to follow through with rule 82, NO ONE!. QFT!!!! ;D
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Post by grief on Jun 28, 2008 10:09:30 GMT -5
84. There are no invisible ninjas at a real metal concert.
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Post by Sutekh on Jun 29, 2008 3:22:37 GMT -5
85. Cowbell and double bass = metal.
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Post by exodus312 on Jun 29, 2008 3:42:11 GMT -5
85. Cowbell and double bass = metal. Indeed they are. Just ask Dave.
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Post by jeffdls on Jun 30, 2008 10:01:12 GMT -5
86. If you're a drummer, you must break at least one drum stick or one head per gig.
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Post by grief on Jul 1, 2008 11:28:47 GMT -5
87. If you're grindcore, at least half of your discography should be splits.
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Post by jeffdls on Jul 7, 2008 10:24:39 GMT -5
88. If you're a thrash band, at every gig always ask for a circle pit even if there are only 5 people there.
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Post by zooba on Jul 9, 2008 9:40:02 GMT -5
89. For Australians - always (always) complain that no Christian metal bands ever tour Down Under (seriously since Stryper in the 80s when has a Christian metal band toured here?).
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Post by jeffdls on Jul 9, 2008 15:31:16 GMT -5
90. To be a tr00 kvlt Jesus Metal band, you must pray before each concert, no matter how many people are in the audience.
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Post by exodus312 on Jul 9, 2008 20:48:46 GMT -5
89. For Australians - always (always) complain that no Christian metal bands ever tour Down Under (seriously since Stryper in the 80s when has a Christian metal band toured here?). Didn't Mortification do that a couple of years back? ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by zooba on Jul 9, 2008 21:43:04 GMT -5
They live here, they don't count ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by exodus312 on Jul 9, 2008 22:03:07 GMT -5
you didn't specify. you just said Christian Metal Bands.
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Post by zooba on Jul 9, 2008 22:18:16 GMT -5
I said it was a rule for Australians, not merely Western Australians. I think the context is pretty clear that I was referring to overseas bands touring Oz ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Todd on Jul 9, 2008 23:52:10 GMT -5
91. If you're a doom band, it doesn't matter where in the world you formed....you MUST move to Sweden or England.
92. If you can't find Australia on a globe.....you don't deserve to go there on Tour....ever.
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Post by jeffdls on Jul 10, 2008 8:57:11 GMT -5
92. If you can't find Australia on a globe.....you don't deserve to go there on Tour....ever. Best. Quote. Ever. 93. To be an über kvlt Jesus Metal band, make sure that you don't include the lyrics with any CD or cassette you give out and make sure the lyrics are not on your website.
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Post by Sutekh on Jul 13, 2008 21:29:49 GMT -5
I said it was a rule for Australians, not merely Western Australians. I think the context is pretty clear that I was referring to overseas bands touring Oz ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) It'l have to be WA only -Adelaide and the eastern states had Guardian in 1994. Nothing since then, though!
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